Saturday, October 30, 2010

*** YOU BLEEDIN' SOD *** WONKY ENGLISH



              English is an interesting language indeed.  There are a variety of countries around the world that are native English speakers or use English as an adopted language or even as a second language to their own. 

              English can be polite or it can be down right dirty!  One of the fun aspects about English for me is learning different slang from other English speaking countries.  In England there is no better place to learn slang.  It's the home of slang!!  Isn't that where English came from?  If you go to England please pick up some slang.  It's fun. 

              Take this word for eg.   Sod.  A sod is a disagreeable person.  Someone that is basically awkward or disagrees with someone else's comments or suggestions.  A person that is generally not liked so much.   "He's a bit of a sod", one woman might say( with her claws out ) to her friend as they are gossiping about the next door neighbour.

               So, ..... if you have ever wondered what it is like to be a Sod,  then your chance is finally here.  Not only can you be a Sod but you have the opportunity to be a professional SOD-ist !!  It's not that difficult to be a sod,  so go on,  try for that step higher,  ... look for that extra punch in the guts by the guy sitting next to you on the bus,  that hang bag swing into your head by the grandma you've just insulted,  ... and become .... a SOD-ist   :))

                                                                    You scum bag  :))
                           

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