Monday, August 22, 2011

# OUT and ABOUT # ... at Port Douglas in AUSTRALIA



     AT LAST!!  A trip back home ... to the land of plenty!!  A Vegemite sandwich was calling me  ;)

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... a close shave



     In French,  Mont means mountain.

     For example; ''When I went skiing at Courmayer in Italy,  I could see Mont Blanc ( the white mountain ) everyday''.  And for the sake of trivia it's Monte Bianco in Italian.  The Mountain borders France and Italy. 

     The other day I went window shopping in Ebisu for a new rucksack and came across this sign which said Mont-Bell is ''close''!!

     I took a step back to look around for the mountain but couldn't see it!!  Maybe it was ''close'' but it was dwarfed by all the tall buildings.

     I couldn't do my window shopping at this particular shop because it was ''closed''.

               Talk about WONKY!!     I was ''close'' to confusion!!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... that's one messed up bear !!


GLOOMY   The naughty grizzly
He is well trained ...
except he has a hard time remembering not to attack humans.



''Oh!  It's so sweet!''          ''What an adorable bear!''

''He's got the cutest little nose!''         ''I just wanna hug him forever!!''


Now these are the words you would normally hear when talking about or even listening to other people talking about a bear.

BUT!!!  Not this bear!!     This is certainly one WONKY bear!!    Believe it or not this bear is for kids.  Or the odd adult who wants a different kind of bear!!   Some of the Street Beer crew and I went 10 pin bowling the other week in an amusement center here in Tokyo and as I was walking through I saw this ghastly bear!!

I felt so sorry for him!!   He probably used to be a normal cuddly bear just like all his cousins ... but,  someone must have treated him badly!!   I want to rescue all those GLOOMY bears and set them free!! 

Now is this one WONKY bear or what!!??

Monday, July 18, 2011

# OUT & ABOUT in Japan # ... the big stick



    Out and About in Japan on an extremely hot day like today was going to take some effort!!   I consumed just over 5 litres of fluid on this ride!!  It's the summer season now and the weather is as sticky as a piece of chewing gum stuck to a hot pavement!!  :))

Saturday, July 16, 2011

# WILD STORIES of ADVENTURE # ... Sumatra, care for a drive in the country darling!?!

     The decision was made.  South East Asia it was.  Something different from Europe.

     Fiona and I flew in to Singapore from the city of Adelaide in Australia.  Singapore is always value for money for a ''couple of days only'' kind of place.  Opinion is,  it's like being on a robotic island

Saturday, June 25, 2011

# OUT & ABOUT in Japan# ... the Street Beer crew


Summer is upon us,  so it was time to get the Street Beer crew out for a session,  the first one on the streets for this year!!  And about time too!!  The winters are long here in Japan so when the weather warms up it's time to celebrate ... Street Style!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... the 60's are back ;))


Hey man pass me that coooooffiiieee!!  Whoa!!  this is good shit man!!  ... I luuuuuve the funky flowers aaaaalll over the casing man!! 
Hey man,  Sakura will get angry if she hears you said that man!!
Ya know dude ... 'tis funny man ... how she couldn't finish writing this thing properly ... it's really WONKY dude man!!

Now sing along all!! ... '' WONKY is the way to go ''
''WONKY is all we know ''
'' It's gotta be WONKY
... WONKY ... WONKY ... WONKY ""