# WONKY ENGLISH # ... well close to it :))

     Clothes dryers are a great product, there is no doubt about it.  They are in basically every household and they are extremely handy when clothes need to be dried in a rush or you want to make a piece of clothing warm before you go outside on a freezing day like it is here in Japan right now!!  Clothes driers are usually round that is true.  Quite honestly I for one have never seen any other shape.  It's quite the norm. 

     But does a clothes dryer need to have WONKY English on it??  I want one of these descriptions for my computer ... a simple rectangulurish computer, on my table!!

# Out and About in Japan # ... camping with mates

     My great mate Darren from Australia was in Japan for a holiday and Alex was up in the hills around the Okutama area doing some hiking.  So the idea of us meeting up for a camping session seemed like a good idea.

# A Great Recipe # ... stuff for stuffing

    'Tis the season for good cooking!!  Roasts galore,  and the blending of flavors. 

       Here is a little recipe to help develop the aroma of the chicken you cook,  or even use it when you cook up a roast pork. 

       Of course, recipes are a good guideline so if you want to mess around and add this and that for your extra flavor ... don't be afraid ...try!!  This stuffing recipe is 100% developed by your's truely  :))  hope it's ok!!

#WONKY ENGLISH# ... a dodgy dunny!!

A DUNNY is Australian for toilet.

When the urge to release comes, we walk or run to the dunny  :))

But the other day when I was riding around near Rainbow Bridge I needed to go to the dunny.  I was just about to walk into this dunny when the sign in front caught my eye.

Talk about WONKY!!

That's got to be the dodgiest dunny sign ever!!  Is the camera directly linked to all dodgy dunny users????   My legs started to feel WONKY just thinking about it!!

WONKY ENGLISH ... my mate Skal

It's fun when on a break you go to one of the very convenient drink machines that are dotted on almost every street corner.  Spend ten minutes meeting a work mate and talking about when we will meet for a drink after work. 

Then I saw Skal!! ... 

... and was instantly jealous!!  Why??  Because Skal's ''meet'' sounds so much more romantic!! 

''Skal meets soft blue flavour''

I just ''meet'' my mates!!   buh buh :(

You've goddaluv WONKY English  :))

# OUT & ABOUT in Japan # ... a big bridge!!

 

Was Out & About recently around the bay of Tokyo when suddenly I found myself right next to this massive bridge.  Turns out it was Rainbow Bridge!! 

It's HUGE!!

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... dogs, save your breath!!

Was having a cruise around the southern part of Tokyo, close to the bay area when from a distance I could see these massive towers looming. 

They are the new Twin Towers, apartment blocks.  They are HUGE!! 

Looking around them I found a sign, which is typical in Japan, for the the actions that you can do and can't do.  Usually it's a sign for the things you can't do!!

Now waste is usually associated with garbage, or as we say is Australia, rubbish :))

But how can waste be connected to a sound??

There is something WONKY going on here!!

Can anyone tell me how to fix this WONKY ENGLISH?? ... now please, don't waste too much time thinking about it  :))