# WONKY ENGLISH # ... that's one messed up bear !!



GLOOMY   The naughty grizzly
He is well trained ...
except he has a hard time remembering not to attack humans.



''Oh!  It's so sweet!''          ''What an adorable bear!''

''He's got the cutest little nose!''         ''I just wanna hug him forever!!''

Now these are the words you would normally hear when talking about or even listening to other people talking about a bear.

BUT!!!  Not this bear!!     This is certainly one WONKY bear!!    Believe it or not this bear is for kids.  Or the odd adult who wants a different kind of bear!!   Some of the Street Beer crew and I went 10 pin bowling the other week in an amusement center here in Tokyo and as I was walking through I saw this ghastly bear!!

I felt so sorry for him!!   He probably used to be a normal cuddly bear just like all his cousins ... but,  someone must have treated him badly!!   I want to rescue all those GLOOMY bears and set them free!! 

Now is this one WONKY bear or what!!??