# WONKY ENGLISH # ... "Excuse me. Do you have any bad language books?"

     Now this may look like an innocent book shop to you.  Well it is!!  It's just that the name of the book shop is kind of WONKY ... err,  very WONKY ... !!

     Try this.  Say it 5 times to yourself.  But say the first one slowly and gradually build up the speed until you are saying it quite quickly  ;))  Probably you'll end up saying it more than 5 times!!

                         ... get my drift?

                                                               ... WONKY  yeah!!  ;))

# WILD STORIES of ADVENTURE # ... Mountain Rescue

     '' Hey,  Chris,  do you want to hitch hike to the Cairngorm Mountains in Scotland to celebrate the New Year this year? ''


     Chris lived in Minehead and I lived in Dunster.  They are small sleepy villages a stone throw away from each other in the depths of Somerset,  England.

     Each year we set out to travel to different parts of England,  with our thumbs as our guide,  to celebrate a New Year's Eve with the locals.  The previous New Year we were in London ... and had a ball!!

     This year would be Scotland!!

     It was 5am when we met each other by the side of the road just outside Dunster.  Dressed in our winter gear ready for the snow and our rucksacks on our backs.  The Cairngorm Mountains are quite rugged.  Chris had packed his tent for this adventure.  This one would be a bit of a challenge.  Somerset is down in the South of England.  The Cairngorm Mountains are right up in Scotland.  From where we lived,  we had about 500 miles to hitch hike,  or maybe more.  That's roughly 900 Kilometers.  We wanted to be there that night so we could set up our camp site and get a few beers in at a local pub before we slept.  ... could we do it ??

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... 100% fresh WHAT!?!???

For all you fruity luvvin' sex addicts!!

Ooh-la-la !!  Could this be the perfect drink to go with the Ero Rice that I found last year!??    Or is this a new energy drink that could do wonders for some bed time antics??     Possibly,  it could be a new way of packaging and inside is a very large vibrator!!??    Maybe,  you just unscrew the top and something POPS out??   ... that would be cok-a-doodle-do for sure  ;))

 Is this WONKY  or what??

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... Made in WHERE???

     Everybody has heard of "Made in China",  some really cool luxury goods are "Made in Italy" and when I cook one of my incredibly tasty banana cakes it's "Made in My Kitchen"  ; ))

                        But ...     "MADE  IN  DREAM"  ???

     When I saw this one morning when I was catching my local train to work,  it "MADE ME LAUGH!!"

     Don't ya love WONKY English  ; ))

#WILD STORIES of ADVENTURE # ... Post Crash Mortem, Dinan Part 3

The 5 Amigos ... John with the purple rucksack,  then me - peace bro, Jason Dixon in black and then Jessie in red.  Darren is taking this picture.  We are entering Pere Lachaise Cemetery where people like Jim Morrison,  Oscar Wilde and many many other famous people are buried in Paris.

    


It took a good few weeks to get back into drinking condition!  The crash had knocked me for six.  I was back to normal mentally,  but I had one and a half teeth missing and a big scare on my face.  It disturbed me a bit.  Still though,  life goes on and I had to live with the changes.

     Summer in Dinan was still pumpin' and the parties carried on. 

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... definately WONKY

     Now if there is ever a case of something being WONKY then here it is!! 

          A shower in the summer time makes you feel refreshed.  Or especially in the morning it wakes me up.  Pleasant is having a picnic among the flowers in a park or watching a sunset on a beach. 

          Mmm ... a combination of a bitter taste with a refreshing after taste sounds like a type of mouth wash!!  Might have to try this coffee.  I'll feel refreshed,  with an aftertaste that could set my taste buds sending pleasant sensations through out my body!!
                  ... err,  that kind of sounds WONKY too  ;))

# OUT & ABOUT in TOKYO # ... winter camping!!

     It was the second to last day of my Christmas holiday period and I was missing the summer time fun of going to the river to have a good time.  Oh what the hell!!  I thought,  and packed my rucksack to go camping.   But in the mountains in Okutama it gets well below freezing!  Probably it won't have the same feeling as summer   ; )