# WONKY ENGLISH # ... 100% fresh WHAT!?!???

For all you fruity luvvin' sex addicts!!

Ooh-la-la !!  Could this be the perfect drink to go with the Ero Rice that I found last year!??    Or is this a new energy drink that could do wonders for some bed time antics??     Possibly,  it could be a new way of packaging and inside is a very large vibrator!!??    Maybe,  you just unscrew the top and something POPS out??   ... that would be cok-a-doodle-do for sure  ;))

 Is this WONKY  or what??

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... Made in WHERE???

     Everybody has heard of "Made in China",  some really cool luxury goods are "Made in Italy" and when I cook one of my incredibly tasty banana cakes it's "Made in My Kitchen"  ; ))

                        But ...     "MADE  IN  DREAM"  ???

     When I saw this one morning when I was catching my local train to work,  it "MADE ME LAUGH!!"

     Don't ya love WONKY English  ; ))

#WILD STORIES of ADVENTURE # ... Post Crash Mortem, Dinan Part 3

The 5 Amigos ... John with the purple rucksack,  then me - peace bro, Jason Dixon in black and then Jessie in red.  Darren is taking this picture.  We are entering Pere Lachaise Cemetery where people like Jim Morrison,  Oscar Wilde and many many other famous people are buried in Paris.

    


It took a good few weeks to get back into drinking condition!  The crash had knocked me for six.  I was back to normal mentally,  but I had one and a half teeth missing and a big scare on my face.  It disturbed me a bit.  Still though,  life goes on and I had to live with the changes.

     Summer in Dinan was still pumpin' and the parties carried on. 

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... definately WONKY

     Now if there is ever a case of something being WONKY then here it is!! 

          A shower in the summer time makes you feel refreshed.  Or especially in the morning it wakes me up.  Pleasant is having a picnic among the flowers in a park or watching a sunset on a beach. 

          Mmm ... a combination of a bitter taste with a refreshing after taste sounds like a type of mouth wash!!  Might have to try this coffee.  I'll feel refreshed,  with an aftertaste that could set my taste buds sending pleasant sensations through out my body!!
                  ... err,  that kind of sounds WONKY too  ;))

# OUT & ABOUT in TOKYO # ... winter camping!!

     It was the second to last day of my Christmas holiday period and I was missing the summer time fun of going to the river to have a good time.  Oh what the hell!!  I thought,  and packed my rucksack to go camping.   But in the mountains in Okutama it gets well below freezing!  Probably it won't have the same feeling as summer   ; )

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... PU--eee!! Something smells!!!

     Is this just normal ... or can this be considered as INCREDIBLY WONKY?


          I've heard of Pure Water,  and even Purified Water,  when I travelled to certain countries I was even advised by my friends not to drink Putrefied Water!!   ;)

     Has anyone seen the T.V. series,  Survival Game with Bear Grylls?  This guy goes anywhere he can to have a buzz.  Now there's one special show where he's in Australia and stuck out in the desert somewhere with absolutely nothing to drink!  ( well the camera crews had drinks but they weren't sharing ... )   he pulls out his drink container,  takes a whizz in it and then drinks it!! 

     I'm happy to say that the drink above isn't actually Poo Water.  Poo is the sound of the character in the Japanese Hiragana and Katakana. 

     This photo is showing a special kind of WONKY  ENGLISH.  Can anybody -- Japanese people should know what has happened here -- fix this one??  ...  please?


                                   Uuuunch!!

                                                        ... ahh!!  That's better.   ;)

# IDIOT DRIVERS # ... What happens when they have no brains

                        !!  WARNING  !!      FOLLOWING THIS LITERATURE ARE GRAPHIC PICTURES WHICH MIGHT CAUSE YOU TO THROW UP YOUR BREAKFAST,  LUNCH  OR  DINNER ... depends what time of day you read it I guess   :))     My suggestion is just before you sleep,  but then you might have nightmares of blood and gore and really gross things   :)