WONKY ENGLISH ... my mate Skal

It's fun when on a break you go to one of the very convenient drink machines that are dotted on almost every street corner.  Spend ten minutes meeting a work mate and talking about when we will meet for a drink after work. 

Then I saw Skal!! ... 

... and was instantly jealous!!  Why??  Because Skal's ''meet'' sounds so much more romantic!! 

''Skal meets soft blue flavour''

I just ''meet'' my mates!!   buh buh :(

You've goddaluv WONKY English  :))

# OUT & ABOUT in Japan # ... a big bridge!!

 

Was Out & About recently around the bay of Tokyo when suddenly I found myself right next to this massive bridge.  Turns out it was Rainbow Bridge!! 

It's HUGE!!

# WONKY ENGLISH # ... dogs, save your breath!!

Was having a cruise around the southern part of Tokyo, close to the bay area when from a distance I could see these massive towers looming. 

They are the new Twin Towers, apartment blocks.  They are HUGE!! 

Looking around them I found a sign, which is typical in Japan, for the the actions that you can do and can't do.  Usually it's a sign for the things you can't do!!

Now waste is usually associated with garbage, or as we say is Australia, rubbish :))

But how can waste be connected to a sound??

There is something WONKY going on here!!

Can anyone tell me how to fix this WONKY ENGLISH?? ... now please, don't waste too much time thinking about it  :))